Oh the (Drunk) Places You’ll Go
Salutations!
Today you will play.
You’re off to drunk places,
the Court Street Crawl way!
You’ll have beer in your stomach.
You’ll have plenty of booze.
You have 21 bars
from two blocks full to choose.
You’re with your crew. Here’s a lesson to know:
The pic on your fake helps decide where you’ll go.
You’ll trip up and down brick streets, in heels if you dare.
“I have never been that drunk!” you’re sure to declare.
With a stomach full of beer – yes, plenty of booze,
drunk food is abundant, if burritos you choose.
But there may not be any
you’ll want to chow down.
So try out O’Bettys,
for the best dogs in town.
It’s greasier there,
if the lines you can bear.
At that end of Court Street,
there’s much more to do
for people as daring
and “drunky” as you.
And when things start to spin,
don’t worry. Don’t spew.
After hours soon.
Off to Mill Street with you!